Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Austrian Death Machine - Double Brutal Album Review
Album: Double Brutal
If you cant tell by the title and cover art, Austrian Death Machine is a party thrash/death metal band whose songs and lyrics are all about the man, the myth, the legend, the governator, Mr. Arnold Schwarzeneggar. I really dug thier first album Total Brutal. It wasnt the most mind blowing technical metal but it was a lot of fun to listen to. Now the boys are back with a double album of more party mayhem. The first half is more original material inspired by the movies of Arnie and the second album is a cover album featuring covers of Metallica, Megadeth, Misfits and more. The music is pretty much old thrash in the vein of like Exodus and early Suicidal Tendenecies. There are skits scattered throughout the album that get tiresome after one listen but fortunately there are still 17 tunes all together. If you liked their first album then you will like this. But if you have never heard of them and are a fan of thrash and Arnold then its definitely worth a listen. Its actually one of the better thrash albums of the year. Stand out cuts include: I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, and Your Motorcycle (from T2), Let Off Some Steam Bennett (from Commando), See You At The Party Richter (from Total Recall), and Trapped Under Ice (Metallica cover).
Final Rating: 7.5/10
Monday, June 08, 2009

Songs
Live my dream
The Urge
Another Turn
Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Friday, May 15, 2009

Ghosts of War
Escape
Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Saturday, May 09, 2009
Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Artist: Believer
Album: Gabriel
Available on 03/17/2009
For those not familiar with Believer, here's a brief history on the band. In the early 90's there was a plethora of awesome Christian thrash, death, speed metal bands. In this group were awesome bands such as Deliverance, Vengeance Rising, The Crucified, Tourniquet, Mortification, and Believer among others. Out of all of those, Believer was the only one that was given any mainstream recognition. (Recently Tourniquet has been given props) Their first album: Extraction from Mortality was raw and unflinching but the production values were a little lacking. Still some of their best material is on that album. Their second album was a huge step up in production values and continued their trend for progressive thrash metal with odd time signatures and disynchropated chords and notes. Their third album Dimensions was ground breaking in several different ways. First off it was one of the first albums ever (metal or not) that was totally 100% digitally recorded. The sound production on this album is phenomenal. They are also one of the first metal bands to incorporate opera and classical music with hardcore metal music. Now every other metal band and their dog does it. Their trilogy of knowledge metal/classical songs at the end of the album still stands up with anything like it, still to this day. When they broke up 15+ years ago i was bummed that I would never get to hear from them again. Lo and behold a few months ago I heard they were back together recording a new album. Part of me was happy and part of me was worried that they still didnt have it after all this time. Last night I got to hear the album for the first time. I wanted to post a review last night but I have a strict rule for reviewing albums for the site. I have to listen to any album I review a minimum of 3 times before posting my thoughts. Since then im probably on my 6th or 7th go around. Im happily writing the following track by track review.
1. Medwton - First thing I notice is Kurt sounds younger than he did 15 years ago. I like the vocals they are a little crisper than the old stuff. Great lead off track. Great speed metal riffs along with some great slower riffs mixed in. Rating: 9.25
2. A Moment in Prime - cool intro riff. Reminds me a lot of a track that would have been on the Dimensions album. Great mixture of clean and distorted guitars with keyboards layered in. One of the more progressive songs on the album. Has the unique Believer stamp all over it. Rating: 9.5
3. Stoned - First listen I thought the song was just ok. It has grown on me immensely and probably one of my favorite songs. Awesome verse guitar riffs with cool keyboards sounds and notes. Another signature type song from the band. Rating: 9.5
4. Redshift - Very cool midtempo song with cool bass lines. I love the chorus vocals mixed with the keyboard sounds. Cool slow jazzy type breakdown in middle. Rating: 9.0
5. History of Decline - Strange hypnotic type song w/ a cool horror movieish keyboard riff. Rating: 9.0
6. The Need For Conflict - Pretty cool speed metal song. It would make a good mosh pit song. Cool build up hardcore type vocals at the end of the song. One of the weaker tracks but still cool. Rating: 8.75
7. Focused Lethality - Awesome slayerish type intro. Fast, heavy and kick ass. Awesome speed metal breakdown in the middle. Kick ass freaky leads. One of the best tracks. Rating: 9.75
8. Shut Out The Sun - I hated this track at first but it quickly grew on me. Probably the most accessible of all the songs on the album. The central riff of the song is a simple fist pumping riff that kicks ass. Rating: 8.75
9. The Brave - (featuring Howard Jones of Killswitch Engage) The growling vocal trade off between the two singers is cool but the clean vocals by Howard is kinda weak. My least favorite song on the album. Some of the music though is pretty bitchin. Rating: 8.0
10. Nonsense mediated Decay - Great title for this song. This is where you hit the restart cd button. Tracks 10-13 are just noise nonsense. I like the spoked word story though. Rating: 5.0
Overall this is a great comeback album by the masters of technical thrash metal. This along with the new Kreator album are easily my favorite albums of the year so far. You know a band has an awesome catalog when this is my least favorite album of theirs so far. What are you waiting for. Go get this album. Final Rating: 9.2
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Only one more day till my most anticipated metal album of the year comes out: Believer - Gabriel. Heres two tracks from their myspace profile. The first song Stoned is pretty cool but the second song that plays Focused Lethality is bitchin.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Brand new video from my favorite metal album of 2009 so far.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Artist: Lamb of God
Album: Wrath
Release date feb 24, 2009
Ive never been a huge fan of Lamb of God. Ive enjoyed some of their songs but I always thought they were a little overrated. They always sounded a little too raw and repititive for my tastes. So I was pleasantly surprised to see how much I enjoyed this album. They have grown leaps and bounds since their debut album. Some people may complain about the "commercialization" of the album but I think its a welcome addition. This album has a little more groove metal style in the vein of Pantera, than their other albums. The vocals in the mix are very up front and in your face which I liked. Still my only complaint I have is for this thrash/death/groove metal hybrid type of music, I still prefer more leads. Only one song has a solo in it. I still have a strong feeling this album will continue to grow their popularity, but maybe hardcore fans might have backlash for their more accessible sound. Fuck them, I still dig the new sound.
Rating: 8.2
In Your Words
Sunday, February 08, 2009
I love cover songs especially when done right. Holy Shit here's one of the best Iron Maiden covers Ive ever heard without trying to be a copy of the original.
Hallowed Be Thy Name
Friday, February 06, 2009

Rating: 9.0 out of 10.
Necrologue for the Elite

Artist: Ayreon
Album: The Human Equation
Avalable now on cd.
What do you get when you mix acoustic and metal guitars, flutes, violins, synthesizers, medieval music and some of the best voices on the planet together? You get a bizarre, epic, masterpiece of an album. I dont even know how to classify this album. The album is mainly slow, atmospheric music with some progressive music sprinkled throughout. It is definitely not for everyone. I cant easily see someone just plain hating this album saying it is self indulgent, cheesy music that's not relevant to today. The album is so different thats why I absolutely love it. This is not an album that you drive around blasting, but an album to sit back, relax, close your eyes and let the vocals and music wash over you.
Ayreon is a band thats a creation by Dutch Multi-instrumentalist and composer, Arjen Anthony Lucassen. Basically he writes the music and gets guest vocalists and players to record the album.
The real draw to this album is the terrific vocals. James LaBrie (Dream Theater), Mikael Akerfeld, Devin Townsend, Devon Graves (Dead Soul Tribe), Irene Jansen (Star One), Magnus Ekwall (The Quill) , Heather Findlay (Mostly Autumn) and the one of the best vocalists on the planet Eric Clayton from Saviour Machine.
One of the best symphonic, progressive, epic rock albums ive ever heard. If you are a fan of this type of music or Kansas, David Bowie, Pink Floyd, Saviour Machine, Dream Theater then this will be right up your alley. It is a 2 cd set with over 2 hrs of music.
Rating: 9.6 out of 10.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009


I fucking love when great metal bands branch off and do solo projects. Majority of the time the projects end up being almost as cool as their original band. Well last year the consistently good metal/thrash band Nevermore had two members do solo albums. Both albums were very solid and very different from Nevermore. First up is the vocalist of Nevermore, Warrel Dane.
Artist: Warrel Dane
Album: Praises to the War Machine
Available now on cd
Very solid debut album. The music is a bit slower than Nevermore, I would call it more of a grand power metal style. The emphasis is definitely more on his vocals than the music itself. The music is top notch also but the song structure is really made to emphasize the choruses and Warrel's vocals. Ive only heard it a few times but its slowly growing on me.
Artist: Jeff Loomis
Album: Zero Order Phase
Available now on cd
Mother fuck son of a bitch! What a kick ass album! This is a shred album of the highest order. I havent heard a great instrumental guitar album in ages. The rhythms are razor sharp and the leads are blazing. Very heavy instrumental album in the same vein as James Murphy solo albums. There are also some great clean guitar parts, quiet moments and a cool bass interlude in one song. Overall as a package its a kick ass album. If I would have heard this last year it would have easily been in my top 10 of the year. For fans of instrumental guitar (shred) albums then this is a must buy.
Rating: Warrel Dane- 8.0
Rating: Jeff Loomis- 9.2
Jeff Loomis - Opulent Maelstrom
Warrel Dane - Brother
Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Artist: Amon Amarth
Album: Twilight of the Gods
Trailer for Title Track
Thursday, November 20, 2008

Availble only at Best Buy on 10/23/2008
I remember a time when Gnr ruled the musical world. Appetite for Destruction was a monster hit and Use Your Illusions 1 and 2 were friggin awesome. Seems like forever ago. Now after a rumored 13 million dollars and 6 years in the making their new album is out. Some could argue its truly not GnR without Slash in the line up. Instead the album features leads by Buckethead and Bumblefoot and rhythms by other guitarists. The good news is that Axl's vocals still sound as good as ever. It does seem like he goes into his deeper register more than previous albums. The guitars are more modern metal/rock then Slash's southern hard rock/metal sound. Heres my quick thoughts on all the tracks.
Track 1- Chinese Democracy- One of the harder rocking tunes on the album. Good selection to start the album. After a long boring intro the groove kicks in and ends up being pretty cool. Cool new school Tom Morello sounding solo. Rating: 7.5
Track 2- Shackler's Revenge- One of the better tracks. Very much Linkin Park/Hed Pe type of riffs and vibe. Cool solo and catchy choruses. Rating: 8.5
Track 3- Better- Mid tempo rocker that gets heavy during the choruses. Very catchy tune. Another great solo and another solid tune. Good use of electronic drums and sounds. Rating 9.0
Track 4- Street of Dreams- a rock piano ballad. Very strange low and high alternating verses singing. In the middle is some cool string accompaniment. Another cool solo. A solid track. Rating 7.5
Track 5- If The World- Awesome egyptian sounding opening with funky beats and strings. Very weird track but I dig it. Another mid tempo ballad that I dont think most people would like. Rating: 8.0
Track 6- There Was A Time- Another mid tempo rocker. Not a big fan of the song. Not terrible but not really any good. Rating:6.0
Track 7- Catcher In The Rye- a southern rock country type of ballad. Hit the skip button. Rating:4.0
Track 8- Scraped- Finally another rocker mixed in with the other ballads. Pretty catchy, I likey. Rating: 8.0
Track 9- Riad N' The Bedouins- Song is as crappy as the name of the song. Good solo makes it from being totally worthless. Rating: 5.0
Track 10- Sorry- Awesome ballad. One of the best tracks on the album. Awesome bluesy solo. Reminiscent of Pink Floyd. Rating: 9.0
Track 11- I.R.S.- Reminds me too much of Aerosmiths "Dream On". Boring song, boring solo. Rating: 6.5
Track 12- Madagascar- starts off with a cool laid back beat but in the middle gets bogged down by a long boring session with MLk and others talking. Totally ruins the song. Rating: 5.0
Track 13- This Love- an orchestral piano ballad. Awesome piercing guitar solo. Probably overall my favorite track. Rating: 9.5
Track 14- Prostitute- Average rocker with some more cool leads. Rating: 7.0
While not the epic album I was hoping for its still a solid rock album nonetheless. It does feature a cool assortment of different styles and electronic sounds which added to the album. There are a few duds but most of the songs are cool. Overall Rating: 7.5
Thursday, September 04, 2008

Track 9: Suicide and Redemption- (9:56) Heavy instrumental song. Great slow middle breakdown. Awesome solos. Great fucking song.
Track 10: My Apocalypse- (5:01) Cool old school style song. One of the best songs on the album.
To sum up I dont think they will ever return to the magical glory years of Master of Puppets or And Justice For All, but this is definitely a huge step in that direction. 7 awesome tracks and 3 throwaways (4,6, and 7). Its a worthy addition to their catalog. While they cant even begin to sniff the nutsack of the Testament masterpiece Formation of Damnation, this is at the top of my list for best speed metal albums of the year. Plastic guitars and Guitar Hero game lovers all of the world will be happy in a few weeks.
Rating: 8.7
Song All Nightmare Long
Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Metal Review
Artist: Austrian Death Machine
Album: Total Brutal
Availability: Out now on cd
This is a tribute band to no other than the Governator himself Mr. Schwartzeneggar. Pet project of Tim Lambesis of As I Lay Dying. Every song is themed after an Arnold movie or a famous line that he has quoted. Not only is the album pretty funny, but they are also a pretty good metal band. The vocals, when not doing an Arnold impersonation, is of the hardcore hollering type and the music is solid, fun old school thrash metal. The album kicks off in high gear with the song "Get to the Choppa" and ends on a high note with "It's Not a Tumor". Other funny song titles include "I Am A Cybernetic Organism", "You Have Just Been Erased" and one of my favorite tracks, the Predator influenced "If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It". That track has Dutch and the Predator singing back and forth to each other. Here are some of the lyrics:
Predator:
This is my planet now
I'm here to hunt your kind
This is a game to me
You'll all be dead in time
Must I remind you that I have killed your friends
Must I remind you that your life is at it's end
Dutch:
I once was the hunted, but now your time is through
The tides have turned, and now I'm hunting you
If it bleeds, we can kill it
The album is just plain fun with some good thrash riffs, solos and cool sing along background vocals. Definitely recommended for some light hearted metal to bang your head to.
Rating: 7.3
Fan Made video for "IF it Bleeds You Can Kill It"
Monday, August 11, 2008

Friday, July 25, 2008


Artist:Dragonforce
Album: Ultra Beatdown
Release Date Auguest 26
Ive only heard the album twice so far but I would put it almost on par with Inhuman Rampage. If you are not already a Dragonforce fan then this sure wont win you over. They still have the trademark speed rhythms, blazing solos, and the piercing lead and background vocals. That might be their ultimate problem that they dont have enough variety in their music. On this album track #4 Heartbreak Armageddon has a clean section that stands out, and I wish they had more stuff like that on the album. The album starts off jamming with their lead off single Heroes of Our Time and ends on a high note with The Warrior Inside. Another solid track and one of my favorites is track #7 Inside the Winter Storm with awesome breakdown sections that had me grooving. While the album is not quite an "ultimate beatdown" to this genre it is still solid and a must buy for any fans out there.
Rating: 8.2
Heroes of our Time
Artist: Soulfly
Album: Conquer
Release Date July 29
Fucking Awesome. Guitarist/vocalist Max Cavalera and Mark Rizzo have done it again. They teamed up earlier this year with one of my favorite releases, The Cavalera Conspiracy's Inflikted album, which is my second most listened to album of the year, only behind the Testament masterpiece. When Soulfly first started, their first few albums was more of the tribal groove bullshit that Max started on the way fucking overrated Sepultura's Roots album. Not to mention they had a bunch of poseur nu metal vocalists guest starring. Finally some sense (and probably the arrival of Mark Rizzo) has been smacked back into Max and he's back making some kick ass music. This album is back to old school thrash groove similar to old Sepultura and some new groove metal music very similar to The Cavalera Conspiracy. On several tracks there are guest vocalist that have never sounded better. Also add in some kick ass leads and some unique heavy breakdowns and you have another must acquire metal album. I think the album is going to grow on me much like their C.C. Inflikted album has. My favorite track on the album, the very Mortificationesque Fall of the Cycophants had me grinning ear from ear reminiscing about the early days of kick ass speed metal.
Rating: 8.8
New video Unleash
Fall of the Cycophants song
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