Pump Up Your Space Suit
Ok im ready to fly my rocket ship to Mars for the weekend. Im ready to hang out with the Aliens and play some pick up basketball. Wait a minute. You say i cant do any of that yet? How come? You mean we spend billions and trillions of dollars on space exploration and what have we accomplished so far? We can walk on the moon! Oh wait we done that in 69. What other benefit have we've gotten? Teflon you say? Woo hoo, teflon does rule. Hey wait you cant count satellites for cable, weather, military and cellphones. We can launch those from earth and control them. We've at least talked to an alien right? At least a message? Damn sounds like a huge waste so far to me. Im going to bed, wake me up when ET arrives.
2 comments:
Preach it, brother. The National Aeronautics Space Administration is the biggest waste of money that the world has ever seen, and yes this includes the Texas Rangers acquisition of A-Rod a while back. NASA is a frigg'in joke. All of this money...literally wasted. Seriously, if NASA were a private business,it would have gone" out of business " a long time ago. I personally think that the moon landing in 1969 was a hoax, filmed in a new mexico desert. So that is just another failure of NASA in my opinion. That money that NASA has appropriated for them every year within the federal budget is absurd. We could use that money for so many other things ... although in the hands of the current administration, that $$$ would just be funneled into the International money pit that is IRAQ, or given as kickbacks by the WORST PRESIDENT EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, George W. Bush to his Cronies in the Senate to inact more of his idiotic policies and ideas. I say, ground all NASA space flights, and make them use the money to invent Teleportation (with the help of Stephen Hawking no less). Until then, no more flights, SPACE NERDS - and no more using company money to charter trips to the annual trekkie convention. That is all.
But the goverment said we landed on the moon. They would not lie to us would they? Not out goverment. No it can't be so.
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