Friday, March 20, 2009

Jokes of the Week
Bunny Edition
#1
A bear and a bunny are sitting in a forest taking a shit. The bear leans over to the bunny and says "Do you ever have the problem of shit sticking to your fur"? The bunny says "No". So the bear grabs the bunny and wipes his ass.


#2
An adorable little girl walked into a pet shop and asked... "Excuse me; do you have any rabbits here?"
"We do" the sales representative answered...
By leaning down to her eye level she asked, "Did you want a white rabbit or would you rather have a soft, fuzzy black rabbit?"
She shrugged and said "I don't think my fucking python really cares".

#3
A Little Bunny is running happily through the woods when he comes across a Giraffe rolling a joint. He runs up the Giraffe and says, "Hey, Giraffe. You shouldn't do that. Think of your health. You should come running in the woods instead!" The Giraffe looks at the Little Bunny, looks at the spliff, shrugs his shoulders, tosses the joint over his shoulder and runs off through the wood with the Little Bunny.

After a while the Giraffe and the Bunny come across an Elephant about to do a line of Coke. The Rabbit says, "Oh, Elephant you really shouldn't do that. You should come running with us in the wood. It is much better for you." The Elephant looks at the Bunny ,looks at the line of Charlie, shrugs his shoulders, then runs off through the wood with the Giraffe and the Bunny.

Shortly they come across a Bear about to shoot up heroin. The Bunny runs up to him and says, "Hey, Bear, you shouldn't do that, think of your health. You'd be better of running in the woods with us." The Bear looks at the Bunny, looks at the syringe, spoon and stuff, shrugs his shoulders, kicks the whole lot away and runs off with the Bunny, the Giraffe and the Elephant.

After a while they come across a Tiger drinking his way through a six pack of beer. The Bunny runs up to the Tiger and says, "Hey Tiger, you really shouldn't d that." and the Tiger immediately jumps up and starts beating the living crap out of the Bunny. The Giraffe grabs the Tiger and pulls him off the Rabbit and says, "What the hell are you doing, man?" The Tiger gets one more kick in and says, "Ah, that little fucker really pisses me off; he always makes me run around the bloody woods when he's on Ecstasy!"




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