Strippers vs. Zombies aka Zombies, Zombies, Zombies
Directed by Jason Murphy
Starring Jessica Barton, Hollie Winnard, Lyanna Tumaneng, Tiffany Shepis, Sean Harriman, and Anthony Headon
Availability: on Dvd
You cant really be expecting much from a movie titled Strippers vs. Zombies. All I was hoping for was some good laughs and hopefully some titties and some cool kills. For the most part I got what I was hoping for. This is not to be confused with the upcoming movie Zombie Strippers starring Jenna Jameson which was even more of a blast.
The movie is about this fat fuck loser guy that steals some zombie crack from a scientist that he gets his drugs from. Then a crack whore steals it from him, smokes it and turns into a zombie. Meanwhile at the strip club, the club is closed and some of the strippers are going to a restaurant to eat breakfast. While they are there a pimp and his ho's go there to eat also. When the zombie outbreak happens they all run back to the strip club and barricade themselves in. So then its strippers vs crack ho zombies to the death!
I'll be honest what makes this movie is the pimp Johnny Vegas played by Anthony Headon. He has some unbelievably funny lines in the movie and his delivery is spot on. In general the dialogue is pretty typical and well done, but most of the actors are pretty horrible. As far as the zombies they are your typical walk slow Romero type zombies but just a tad stronger. There is some cgi but nothing too crazy and the practical effects are acceptable. There are a few cool kills as you'll see in the trailer below.
This is one of those get some brew, kick back with some buddies and dont think too hard and just have a good time. On the negative side I do wish there were more titties especially with some of these hotties on board. But if you watch this as a double feature with Zombie Strippers then it would be a great warmup and you can get your titty quota filled by that movie. On a scale of 1-10 I give this a zombie pimp slap 7.1 out 10.
Tiffany Shepis

Jessica Barton
Hollie Winnard



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