Zombie Strippers Movie Review
*repost from 05/09/2008
Directed by Jay Lee
Starring: Robert Englund, Jenna Jameson and whole shitload of fine hotties!
Starring: Robert Englund, Jenna Jameson and whole shitload of fine hotties!
Availability on dvd 10/28/2008
Damn its been too long since ive seen a fun movie. Especially one that surprisingly had a lot of fine titties and gore. The movie also had some cheesy fun dialogue and way over the top acting that fit it perfect. Ive havent seen Robert Englund have this much fun since his early Freddy days. Everytime he got in a rage and cussed it had me rolling. His line "So, your fucking point? is classic.
The ridiculous plot is basically about this group of special forces soldiers that break into a lab in some small town in Nebraska to kill zombies that have gotten loose from an experiment. One of the soldiers gets infected and runs away to an underground strip joint. There he turns to a zombie and bites the head "star" stripper played by Jenna Jameson. She later turns into a super zombie stripper that all the patrons love. The sleezy germaphobic owner played by Robert Englund, along with his cohorts who are the d.j., some other lady, and Paco the janitor, decide to keep it a secret and lock up the zombie victims that the strippers kill. Finally the strippers wanting more fame and money decide to get bit and become zombies so they too can be awesome stripper zombies with ridiculous super strength and flipping abilities. Some of the strippers decide to remain human and for the finale they have to fight off the zombie hordes.
The movie is so ludicrous and stupid but had me entertained and smiling the whole time. There was definitely more top notch gore that what i was expecting. All the practical effects were awesome, especially this one kill where a guy gets his bottom jaw ripped off. The cgi effects were cheesy, and usually I hate that but in this movie it felt right at home. There are a lot of heads blown off and guts to appease any gorehound. A couple of the chicks were just ok looking but most of them wanted me to whip it out and go to town. ( I somehow dont think they would have liked that at work though.)
Im sure this is one of those love it or hate it type of movies which I definitely fall on the love it side. Currently on imdb almost 54% of the people either rated it a 1 or a perfect 10. If you like these kind of ridiculous movies or the thought of a zombie stripper killing someone by shooting them in the head with a pool ball shot from their pussy is your cup of tea, then look no further and go rent this movie now. On a scale of 1- 10 I give this a zombie pussy face dance 8.2 out of 10.
Damn its been too long since ive seen a fun movie. Especially one that surprisingly had a lot of fine titties and gore. The movie also had some cheesy fun dialogue and way over the top acting that fit it perfect. Ive havent seen Robert Englund have this much fun since his early Freddy days. Everytime he got in a rage and cussed it had me rolling. His line "So, your fucking point? is classic.
The ridiculous plot is basically about this group of special forces soldiers that break into a lab in some small town in Nebraska to kill zombies that have gotten loose from an experiment. One of the soldiers gets infected and runs away to an underground strip joint. There he turns to a zombie and bites the head "star" stripper played by Jenna Jameson. She later turns into a super zombie stripper that all the patrons love. The sleezy germaphobic owner played by Robert Englund, along with his cohorts who are the d.j., some other lady, and Paco the janitor, decide to keep it a secret and lock up the zombie victims that the strippers kill. Finally the strippers wanting more fame and money decide to get bit and become zombies so they too can be awesome stripper zombies with ridiculous super strength and flipping abilities. Some of the strippers decide to remain human and for the finale they have to fight off the zombie hordes.
The movie is so ludicrous and stupid but had me entertained and smiling the whole time. There was definitely more top notch gore that what i was expecting. All the practical effects were awesome, especially this one kill where a guy gets his bottom jaw ripped off. The cgi effects were cheesy, and usually I hate that but in this movie it felt right at home. There are a lot of heads blown off and guts to appease any gorehound. A couple of the chicks were just ok looking but most of them wanted me to whip it out and go to town. ( I somehow dont think they would have liked that at work though.)
Im sure this is one of those love it or hate it type of movies which I definitely fall on the love it side. Currently on imdb almost 54% of the people either rated it a 1 or a perfect 10. If you like these kind of ridiculous movies or the thought of a zombie stripper killing someone by shooting them in the head with a pool ball shot from their pussy is your cup of tea, then look no further and go rent this movie now. On a scale of 1- 10 I give this a zombie pussy face dance 8.2 out of 10.
heres just a sample of the chicks that you'll see.
Heres the trailer
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