Teeth Movie Review
Directed by:Mitchell Lichtenstein
Starring: Jess Walker as Dawn
I think every straight mans worst nightmare is a cock eating pussy. That premise alone should have been enough to make this movie kick ass. Unfortunately it doesnt live up to its full potential. Its not a bad movie by any stretch but I was disappointed overall. The acting, the serious tone of the movie was not that bad but it was a little bland. When the first cock was bit off it was a great moment and the final cock that was cut off at the end, it was pretty cool of what happened afterwards, but everything in between was kind of boring.
The movie is about this chick thats a Christin abstinence advocate for young children that happens to have been born with a pussy with teeth. She soon falls for this other Christian geek that later tries to rape her. After his cock is ripped off and he dies then she has to decide on what to do. She finally decides to use her pussy for the good of mankind and uses it against the pervert men in her life including the gynecologist and her pervert brother.
It sounds more exciting that what it really is. It also ends super predictable and I didnt really get any message from the movie if it was trying to even give one. I personally wish it would have been something over the top like a troma movie, but well done. On a scale of 1-10 I give this a vagina dentata 5.5 out of 10.
I would love to sink my teeth into one of these lovely ladies