Racist Jokes
#1
A guy decided that he wanted to be a black guy. So he goes to the doctor to find out what kind of surgeries need to be done. The doctor outlines a plan of skin darkening, penis extension, hair-curling, etc... Then, when all this is done, the most important part of the operation is to be done, cutting out half the guy's brain.
So, the guy goes for it, all the operations are done flawlessly until the brain surgery. During the brain surgery, an earthquake rocks the hospital and causes the surgeon's hand to slip. He accidently cuts out 3/4 of the brain instead of 1/2. The surgeon corrects the problem as much as he is able, but not much can be done to reattach the severed brain. So he closes him up and waits to see the results.
Later, the guy wakes up and the surgeon comes in to ask him questions. "Mr. Johnson, can you hear me?"
"Si."
#2
Q: What do you call a white man with a sheep under each arm?
A: A Pimp.
#3
Q: Why do white people like to have sex in front of the mirror?
A: Objects may be larger than they appear.
#4
Q: Why do white people go to black peoples garage sales?
A: To get their shit back.
The right head sees no color
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