Boarding Gate Movie Review

Starring Michael Madsen and Asia Argento

Damn I wish this movie was as hot as the poster. This is one of those movie that probably looked fantastic on paper but once it was filmed something was lost in translation. I mean both main characters were great, doing what they do best. Michael Madsen was playing another sleezeball and Asia Argento was doing her portrayal of a trashy Italian chick.

The story is basically about this shady businessman (Madsen) who hooks back up with his ex mistress and they reminisce about old times. You can tell there is extreme tension between the two but they still care about each other. But there is more than meets the eye and the mistress(Asia Argento) is now in love with another man who wants to see Madsen killed. Also the new man is married and his wife gets involved with the whole plan.

The problem is the movie takes forever to get to a turning point and when it finally does you dont give a damn about the characters. From that point on it turns into sort of a very lite action thriller that still is not very interesting. I think it will have its audience but it was definitely not my cup of tea. I would have rather watched an hour and a half of newly downloaded porn or leveled up on Call of Duty 4 instead. On a scale of 1-10 I give this a kinky handcuffed Madsen 3.1 out of 10.

I wish I could conquer Asia