Presidential Speech
While I was watching the state of the union address the other day I had a thought come to me. If i was president Bush you know what i would have said? "Madam speaker, Congress, America, especially the ones who hate me...I have two words I would like to express." "Fuck Yall." "Im the president for the next two years and Im not eligible for re-election so Im gonna do whatever the fuck I think is right. And if yall dont like it you can suck on buck!"
I knew that wasnt going to happen but I was hoping. Of course Congress was all cordial and fake and acted liked they liked each other when deep down they want to spread the other party's legs apart and go to town punishing those nuts. All in all i had a great time watching what is normally a snooze fest.
While I was watching the state of the union address the other day I had a thought come to me. If i was president Bush you know what i would have said? "Madam speaker, Congress, America, especially the ones who hate me...I have two words I would like to express." "Fuck Yall." "Im the president for the next two years and Im not eligible for re-election so Im gonna do whatever the fuck I think is right. And if yall dont like it you can suck on buck!"
I knew that wasnt going to happen but I was hoping. Of course Congress was all cordial and fake and acted liked they liked each other when deep down they want to spread the other party's legs apart and go to town punishing those nuts. All in all i had a great time watching what is normally a snooze fest.
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Yeah I hear ya. I wish that they wouldn't applaud his dumb ass either. He says something like on the subject of our foreign oil dependency and how we need to get off of it - and the Congress applauds like they think that he really means it. That would be the worst day on earth for the Bush Oil Family and their close friends if we really did. Yeah your right, that would've been way sweeter when he said some of his usual obvious bullshit, if more than half of the Congress would've been like " Fuck You Dumbass. " or " That ain't gonna work you Stupid Prick. " Or just simply " Failure. " That would've been frigg'in classic. It was so AWESOME to see his less arrogant side giving the State of the Union Address for once. He was a whole lot less cocky this time around because he knows that he has been a failure (even to his own party)in no uncertain terms as president, most of his domestic policies are an unimaginable joke (immigration, first and foremost an issue of which he should be impeached over - seriously - How many more illegal aliens, Mr. President ? " Awh, let in about 4 more million " ) On this issue of course Bush wants them here to exploit cheap labor to his big business buddies and the extreme liberal left wants them here because they don't think that there should be any borders at all. Either way, we're fucked on this issue. An issue that is bankrupting in short order the healthcare and educational systems of the Southwest, West Coast and eventually the US as a whole. That must be a bad feeling inside if you were president to know that your own policies have severely injured the United States in many far reaching and long term ways. Honestly though, I don't think that he gives a shit and I really don't know how he can sleep at night, but I suspect that he probably does very comfortably - that's the kind of person that he is. I do think with certainty that political historians and the history books will not be kind in their assessment of his administration and presidency. I derive no satisfaction from this however for the fact that it will go down as a low point in American Presidential History, something that no American citizen should derive pleasure from.
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