Cowards Corner

Jamie's back with another review and another rant.

JCVD
I worked at a Movie store for a few years and I remember there was always a JCVD straight to video movie 2 times a year. Steven Seagal did about 4. Jean movies always had a bigger budget to it and was more drama. Now Van Damme returns to his roots with a film that makes fun of himself and apologizes to the fans. He plays himself he has returned to Brussels where it all started. He goes into a bank while a robbery is taken place. He is taken prisoner but is seen from the outside. The cops think he is the one holding up the place. The criminals take advantage of this and uses it to bargain with the cops. From there is where the story has the true power. I do not want to give much away but it is very realistic and makes you appreciate JCVD's acting abilities. Go check this out and at the end chant with me “Free Van Damme“.

Rolland Emmerich
Last week they just released a new trailer for 2012. This is
bullshit and makes you wonder who is the Bitch that is doing this crap.
Well the answer is Roland Emmerich. The awesome director of 10,000 BC, Godzilla, The Day after Tomorrow, and Independence Day. What does this movie master have up his sleeves next. Well how about doing another end of the world film. Using the same effects and wasting millions. If this trailer looks awesome to you please go shoot yourself and save us the time of your pitiful existence. I know this movie will make millions and will entertain but does it have to be done and why does this hack keep getting to make movies when there are so many up and coming guys that need a break. Rolland you now join the Coward Corner Director hall of shame with your buddies, Bryan Singer, Paul WS Anderson, and Michael
Bay.