Joke of the Week
To Exercise Or Not To Exercise
1. It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you, at age 85, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month.

2. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

3. I joined a health club last year, spent about $400. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

4. I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I am doing.

5. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

I think these ladies know a little bit about exercise!