Virus Undead Running Drunk Commentary

Ok i had to sober up to finish up this post. I was hoping it was going to be a bad sci fi....excuse me its now syfy movie that would be great to review. Instead I was mainly bored. Before the movie I slammed a six pack of bud ice and about 4 tequila shots. No editing was done. The movie is directed by Wolf Wolff and its not yet available on region 1 dvd. Hope you enjoy!

6 seconds: car is fucking hauling ass!

45 seconssds : awesome crash scene

5 minutes: 3 douches driving in country

6:30 minutes: bird hits window..... (sidenote) i almost killed friend one time when i was driving and this big ass buzzard almost went through passenger windshield.....thinking back i should have let that fucker die

8:50: gotta piss!

takingb a much needed piss is almost as good as shooting your load.

10;00 this dillweed goota 50's hairdo.

12:30 more dead birds......guess its a bird movie

14:20: crisis averted...headbanger almost kiled geek.

19:00 getting fucking bored.....geeek 1 is back collecting his inheritacne after this old dude died.

21:00 i just realoized this movie is dubbed......i think these dudes lok german.

i swear this one dude looks just like beavis..if they have live action version of this this dude has to play him.....the voiceover they got for the dead dude is horrible....cant udnerstand one thing he says.

24:00 stuffed dead animals..i havent decided yet if thats sick or if you did your own dog if that would be an homage.

25a;00 cop eating dounut!!!

28:00 some gay shit going on.

29:20 : finally someone dies....i think it was a tiger.

32:40 I havent decided if this chick is hot or not.....im leaning towards \hot.

35:02 : uh oh metal dude is pissed!

37:19 a bite on the ass........finally some action

38:45 Beavies is freaking out!

40:20 aWESOME TITS

42:30 finally so\me zombie action

w/ death metal vocals!

44: cheesy explosi9on !!! yes!

46:03 whore is getting scared

49:03 Metal dude is fucked....

piss break

51:50 oh snap dude on bike is hit........zombie cop!

55:03 boringness ensues.

Baked potato break..

57:37 hotties are pissed!

59:50 oh its the bird flu virus that started it all

1:04 50's hairdo guy is gonna turn

106:30 Beavis is going mad

1:08 preparing for battle and hottie with sawed off shotgun

1:10 bitches go off on that zombie pig cop. Finished off Gears of war style!

1:12 zombie answers cellphone then gets fried in trap...house is surrounded

1:13:30 cripsy critter time

1:14: 30 one hottie thinks its dead rising time..takes off alone

1:16 Beevis saves her and now he's spazzing

1;17 running from 50's hairdude thats turned

1:19 fox break!...when cgi birds attack!

1:20 fist fight with 50's hair guy lasting too long....chick dies....main dude lives

weak ass ending.....ends with more cgi birds and helicoptors...credits rolll....fuck that was boring and not entertaing