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Jamie's back with his take on some shitty movies for 08
Worst movie of the year -
10,000 BC
Wow I could on and on about this crap-fest, Here is a memorial scene. Our hero caveman who speaks perfect English gets trapped in
a ravine with a cgi Sabretooth tiger, he gets out then does something to help the Sabretooth get out, the tiger then goes up
to him sniffs him and then leaves. I guess he was happy this guy saved him. Later on when the hero goes from the snowy region to
the African Sahara in one day he meets a African tribe, the Sabretooth shows up somehow and he saids "don't you remember me I saved
your life leave us alone," the tiger leaves and the Africans begin to worship him cause of what he did.
Nuff said
Runner up -
The Happening
So mother nature gets pissed off and the trees send a toxin that makes us kill ourselves, but you can out run it if you see the breeze
coming as long as you stay in small groups. I think Greenpeace got a hold of M Night
Top 5 disappointing movies
1. Indy 4 - My dad took me to see the first one so I thought it was fitting that I took him to see this one for his birthday.
We both walked out shaking our heads wondering what went wrong. South park did a show called the China Problem were they
discussed the new Indy and I feel they nailed it perfect click here to see it and this sums up why I was so disappointed
http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/1208/?
2. W - For some reason I really wanted to see this movie and it had potential but failed in the long run. I have posted a review
earlier you can go see
3. The Foot Fist Way - this was built up as the new Napoleon dynamite but it was not funny and boring
4. Be Kind Rewind - the Director Michel Gondry did one of my favorite movies sunshine in the spotless mind so this is his follow up.
When they redid the movies it was funny, but that was only like 10 min of the movie the rest was family cheese with horrible acting
by Mos Def who I do not care for anyway
5. Doomsday - I'm not sure why I did not like this movie but I was hoping for it to end. I will always support the Director he did one of the
best stv movies Dog Soldiers and one of the best horror movies The Descent
Jamie's back with his take on some shitty movies for 08
Worst movie of the year -
10,000 BC
Wow I could on and on about this crap-fest, Here is a memorial scene. Our hero caveman who speaks perfect English gets trapped in
a ravine with a cgi Sabretooth tiger, he gets out then does something to help the Sabretooth get out, the tiger then goes up
to him sniffs him and then leaves. I guess he was happy this guy saved him. Later on when the hero goes from the snowy region to
the African Sahara in one day he meets a African tribe, the Sabretooth shows up somehow and he saids "don't you remember me I saved
your life leave us alone," the tiger leaves and the Africans begin to worship him cause of what he did.
Nuff said
Runner up -
The Happening
So mother nature gets pissed off and the trees send a toxin that makes us kill ourselves, but you can out run it if you see the breeze
coming as long as you stay in small groups. I think Greenpeace got a hold of M Night
Top 5 disappointing movies
1. Indy 4 - My dad took me to see the first one so I thought it was fitting that I took him to see this one for his birthday.
We both walked out shaking our heads wondering what went wrong. South park did a show called the China Problem were they
discussed the new Indy and I feel they nailed it perfect click here to see it and this sums up why I was so disappointed
http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/1208/?
2. W - For some reason I really wanted to see this movie and it had potential but failed in the long run. I have posted a review
earlier you can go see
3. The Foot Fist Way - this was built up as the new Napoleon dynamite but it was not funny and boring
4. Be Kind Rewind - the Director Michel Gondry did one of my favorite movies sunshine in the spotless mind so this is his follow up.
When they redid the movies it was funny, but that was only like 10 min of the movie the rest was family cheese with horrible acting
by Mos Def who I do not care for anyway
5. Doomsday - I'm not sure why I did not like this movie but I was hoping for it to end. I will always support the Director he did one of the
best stv movies Dog Soldiers and one of the best horror movies The Descent
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