Christmas Jokes

Joke #1
A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"


Joke #2
why is santa so happy and jolly all the time???
because he knows where all the naughty girls live!


Joke#3
Once there was this very VERY horny girl on Chrismas. She really wanted to fuck Santa. So she waited at the fireplace for Santa to come down.
When he came down she said, "Oh Santa will you pleaseee stay" and then she took her shit off.
Santa said, "Ho Ho Ho, I better go, have to deliver thease gifts to children ya' know".
So she took of her pants and said, "Please Santa"?
Santa said, " Ho Ho Ho, I better go, have to deliver thease gifts to children you know"?
Then she took everything else off and said, " Pleaseeee"!?
Santa said, "Hey Hey Hey, Guess I'll stay, I can't go up the chimney with my dick this way"


Joke#4
A little boy sits on Santa's lap. Santa says "I bet I know what you want for Christmas," and with his finger he taps the boys nose with every letter he spells "T-O-Y-S". The little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have enough toys."Santa replies once again tapping the boys nose with every letter, "C-A-N-D-Y." Again the little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have all kinds of candy." "Well what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asks. The little boy replies, tapping Santa on the nose,"P-U-S-S-Y, and don't tell me you don't have any because I can smell it on your finger!"