Cowards Corner
Mr. Coward is back and heres his take on Pizza. He said he doesnt eat at Little Caesars so I can throw my 2 cents in on that place. Yes the pizza sucks but once a month they have large pepperoni pizzas for customer appreciation day for only 4 dollars, which is totally worth it. So here goes Jamie!
Pizza
Who doesn't like pizza I swear its the main thing that has stopped me from dropping weight. I've always loved pizza can't get enough so
I decided to do a special Pizza review and taste test. I've divided it up into 3 classes. frozen, casual dining, and fast food pizza.
So lets start with the worst one, Casual Dining. These are the ones that brag about having authentic pizza, like NY style, Chicago style,
Texas style. It offers a restaurant atmosphere with high prices. Many pizzas can cost like $30.00 per large. Company's like brick oven,
California pizza kitchen, Mangias and many other private places. They say that since it is authentic and better ingredients its worth the price.
Sorry but a $30.00 large pizza better make me orgasm 5 times before I finish it. So far the ones I tried have not done this. If I'm going out to
eat I want steaks, seafood, or Mexican food. You can have your casual dining special pizzas.
Fast Food - Here are the guys we all know and love they have the lock down on everything always competing for your $.
Pizza hut - the big daddy, always doing something new offering new pizzas. A few years ago they started offering many flavor of
wings, now they have pasta, sandwiches, peperoni rolls and a lunchtime buffet. They offer all types of crust whatever you feel like they have.
Domino's- these guys specialize in pick up and delivery they have a few different crust but not as many as pizza hut. Overall I never cared
for Dominoes I think its there crust and ingredients never had much flavor. Price wise same as pizza hut
Papa Johns- this guy brags about his fresh sauce and ingredients well there not all that. his garlic butter is the best thing about the place
still better than Domino's price is cheaper then above 2
Gattis- the cheapest of the bunch not the best quality but OK. they also have buffet and there gattis land is a great place to take kids
and have lots of fun
Frozen pizza- Well for a cheaper alternative to the fast food, there is frozen. Unlike the restaurant guys you get what you pay for.
they have all types of brands and all prices. You have to experiment and figure which is best for you. There is one brand that is above all else
there not frozen but they fall in this category. So instead of going to a store buying a frozen pizza taking it home and cooking it.
Go to Papa Murphy's take and bake pizza. You go in pick the Pizza you want, they make it in front of you with fresh dough and
ingredients then you take it home and cook it. So since it is not frozen it taste real good and stomps any frozen pizza. Price is Little higher
the frozen but cheaper than the fast food ones. I highly recommend these guys.
OK here's the Pizza awards
Best take home Pizza deal for the price- Papa Murphy's then Gattis
Best tasting Pizza - Pizza Hut Stuffed crust and Pan pizza then Papa Murphy's
Best Buffet- Gattis land then Pizza hut
Worst Pizza for the price- California Pizza kitchen
Best overall Pizza - Papa Murphy's edges out Pizza Hut
Special Note: According the official numbers Papa Murphy's and Little Caesars are the only 2 that are experiencing growth. I did not review
Little Caesars cause I have never ate there so I cannot judge.