Cowards Corner

**Mr. Cowards back with another movie review. I dont think its quite as bad as he portrays it but it's still pretty crappy. Jamie does mention how bloody disgusting loves it but here is some more information I found from wikipedia. Dreadcentral.com, on the other hand, gave the film a 2.5/5 rating stating "I wanted to love this movie. I wanted this to be the next big thing. It just wasn't." The film received a 4.1/10 rating from film site imdb.com. Negative points had to do with the stale acting, mediocre story and an abrupt "To Be Continued" ending. Positive notes were about the impressive gore effects and the fact that the film was made on a $30,000 budget.
Automaton Transfusion Movie Review
This is a blockbuster exclusive dimension extreme release. here are some quotes from the box
Completely brutal gore fest that redefines the zombie genre, Movie thunder.com
The holy grail of true independent horror films,, one of the best zombie films in decades. bloody disgusting .com
SO here is what I came away with after watching this ocean of crap.
Bloody disgusting would not know a good zombie movie
even it it bit them on the ass.
If your in a empty alley standing by your car 50 zombies can appear within 5ft from you, but you can turn and run into a club
which is 15 feet away.
Once your in the club if you put a chair leg on the door to bolt it shut zombies will stop there pursuit of you in 10 seconds,
when you decide to go out the same door you came in, zombies will surround you but make a path so you can get to your car and
drive away.
While your being eaten by a zombie you will yell out "please god save me"
If your pregnant a zombie will rip out your unborn fetus and begin to eat it,, while you yell "oh my god my baby"
If your in the 2nd floor of a house having sex you cannot hear the zombies killing all your friends down below.
You can hold a door shut with your 3 friends keeping the zombies out, then go out the same door 5 seconds later and the zombies will be
gone.
IF you walk into a room with 10 dead bodies you stand there and talk until the dead bodies all at once get up and chase you.
If you run into a building looking for help and find men with gas mask and guns you run outside to the zombies then realize you
made a mistake, then when you try to go back in the same door you just walked out of 3 seconds ago its now locked.
I could go on and on and don't get me started on the ending. This proves you cannot trust any websites quotes.
avoid at all cost, I rather masturbate with a cheese grater before watching this again.
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