Inappropriate Jokes of the Week Halloween Edition
Top 10 things about Halloween that sound nasty but aren't.......
10. She's a goblin!
9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack tonight.
8. Just get on your hands andknees and bob your head.
7. She's got a couple of nicepumpkins on her porch.
6. If you just lick it,it will last longer.
5. Let me see your big sack.
4. Can I eat your zagnuts?
3. Have your mom check itbefore you put it in your mouth.
2. You scared me stiff! And the dirtiest sounding butnot-dirty Halloween saying is...
1. He's got candy spread out on the living room floor!


Black Man's Costume
A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days. So the husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear.When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume.The husband yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else I can wear."The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume and gets a replacement. The Husband comes home from work goes to the bedroom, and there, laid out on the bed, is a Batman costume.He again yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I can wear to the costume party!"The next morning his irate wife goes shopping. When the husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed are three items:One is a set of three white buttons, the second is a thick white belt, and the third item is a 2 x 4 piece of wood.The husband yells at the wife, "What the hell are these for?"The wife yells back, "Take your clothes off. You can put the three white buttons on the front of you and go as a domino ..If you don't like that one, you can put the white belt on and go as an Oreo. And if you don't like THAT one, you can stick the 2 x 4 up your ass and go as a fudgesicle


Bed sheets
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?" The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost."