Inappropriate Joke of the Week
Alright, there i was walking through downtown new york with two beautiful women at my side when i come across a stand called peaches of a 1000 flavors...so i say to myself "peaches of a 1000 flavors?" theres only one fucking flavor and thats peach. So i walk up to this guy who was working the stand. He says to me hello i am Habib, what flavor would you like? I say..look Habib theres only one flavor and thats peach, lets go girls this is stupid....wait says Habib just pick a flavor.....so i say fine fucking....peanut butter and jelly. Habib says done i will be right back....so Habib goes to the back of his shanti and brings me this peach....im like no fucking way....try it he says. So i take a bite out of it and holy fucking shit it tastes like peanut butter! Wait? What about the jelly Habib? Turn it around, he replies. So i turn it around and give it a bite...holy shit it tastes like jelly...this is fucking crazy! Girls lets go!........wait...pick one more flavor so i can make you a believer says Habib.....uuuh....uh...im nervous so i say the first thing on my mind....i look at the girls and say....uh fine pussy. I will be right back he said. He goes back to his shack and brings out this peach....i say no fucking way....he says try it....so i pick it up look at the girls....then take a bite out of it.....i spit all of it out of my mouth in disgust and say this fucking tastes like ass habib......Turn it around....he replies.
I want some peaches that taste like these ladies!