Thanksgiving Blowout!
Happy Thanksgiving yall. Turkey Day is one of my favorite times of the year. Family, food, football, friends, and any other f word you can think of. Heres some Thanksgiving tidbits to keep you occupied.

The top 10 myths about Thanksgiving are found here.

Heres a funny song about about Thanksgiving turkey/chicken/schlong!

And heres the coolest movie trailer about the famed holiday


For those really bored heres Charlie Brown's Thanksgiving.


Everybody needs some Thanksgiving jokes
Thanksgiving Divorce
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

10 Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving, but Aren't...
10. "Just reach in and grab the giblets."
9. "Whew...that's one terrific spread!"
8. "I am in the mood for a little dark meat!"
7. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."
6. "Talk about a HUGE breast!"
5. "And he forces his way into the end zone!"
4. "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down."
3. "It's cool whip time!"
2. "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"
1. "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out."





Want some turkey with those breasts?