Jokes of the Week: Doggy Style Edition

Joke#1
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.
"Do you and your wife ever do it doggy style?" asked one.
"Well... not exactly," his friend replied, "She's more into the
trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"
"Well... not exactly.... I sit up and beg, and she rolls over and
plays dead."

Joke #2
Two guys are driving along in a car when they see two dogs mating in someone's yard. The driver says: "That is great. Me and my wife do that every night.
The passenger replies, "My wife is conservative, she likes the old fashioned way. But if you tell me how you get your wife to do this, I would like to try it."
The driver says: "Give your wife two martinis and she will be all set."
The next morning they're cruising along and the driver asks "How was it?"
The passenger answers: "It was great, but it took my wife ten martinis."
The driver looks at him funny and says "TEN MARTINIS?"
The passenger says "Yes. After two she was more than willing to make love that way but it took her eight more to get her out on the front lawn!"
Joke #3
3 Pregnant women were in a hospital waiting room waiting on the doctor. The first lady says "you know you can tell what sex baby you are going to have by who was in the dominant position at conception." "I was on top when it happened so we are for sure going to have a girl!" The second lady then says "In my case I was flat on my back so we must be having a boy!" The third just sits there and starts bustin out crying. They ask her "whats wrong darling?" The third then answers "Im crying cuz we must be having puppies!"

Shes ready for some doggy action!