Fun annoying things to do
Man its fun to get under peoples skin and get to them. Heres a few things I like to do that works almost everytime
1. Here it isnt!- This is for whenever someone loses something around the house or is looking for something at the store and they ask you for help looking for it. Its fun to point at something or grab something then shout "Here it isnt!" The happy to pissed look from when you say "here it" to "isnt" is priceless.
2. Price Haggle-This works when you are with your wife-gf-significant other or even kid and you are shopping together and they see something they want. Without making it obvious pay attention to what the price is. When they ask you if they can have it, tell them they can if its under a certain price. Example: Your spouse/ g/f sees a new purse they want and you see that its 30.00 bucks. They ask you can i buy this, so without hesitation you act like you are thinking and you say yes you can but only if its 29 dollars or less and not a penny over. Sometimes they figure out what you did and sometimes they dont but it pisses them off either way and its fun to watch them grovel.