Holy Smoke We Are Growing
Just hot off the presses. America is at 299 million people and counting. Thats not even counting all the Pedro's, Pablo's and Juan's out there. So you know we are up to 300 million people. Dont get me wrong im not against productive citizens out there but dang we need to slow down. By 2040 it is estimated to be close to 400 million. I propose we do a Battle Royale type tv reality show starring prison inmates. Kill two birds with one stone right there, or more like kill several thousands with hatchets, crossbows, guns, machetes, darts or whatever weapons of minimal destruction they can think of. They can get O.J. to be the host and have him work the telestrator showing what they did right or wrong. Then as a running joke they could give the rapists, child molestors, murderers and the worst criminals a kazoo, bouquet of flowers or a beanie baby as their random weapon (hehe) for their backpack.
But seriously I know America is the "land of the free and the home of the brave" but pretty soon we need to consider being the "land of dreams and the home of the lucky to be born here" before its too late.