Showing posts with label News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label News. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Night of the Creeps Dvd Art
Here are the 3 choices for the upcoming dvd art for the night of the creeps. They are still taking votes until July 12th. Click here to cast your vote. Im not a fan of any of them but please dont let option #2 win!

Thursday, May 28, 2009

In the News....
Not a good sign for next season of 24. I fucking loved hearing Canseco got beat down. About time they fixed the Killzone 2 controls. Come on Nuggets get on the ball and beat the Lakers! Man i cant wait to hear Dream Theater's new cover album. If I was ufc fighter Clay Guida I would have just cut my hair.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

In the News.....
So Harry shit on the Terminator. I hope he's wrong but its about what I expected with McG. But I do trust the Arrow more than Harry so hopefully he's right. Hells to the yeah it looks like the Basterds is getting good reviews. Im against the Rooney rule for so many reason so im kinda sad its gonna be extended even further. Lambert may be the most talented American Idol contestant ever and he was fucking robbed last night. I guess you cant underestimate the power of the tweens! V is one of my all time favorite mini series so Im glad to see its being remade. Check out the trailer here. Cant wait to play the Red Faction demo. Great word on it so far. Living Sacrifice is back after 7 long years. I have this laptop its a steal for only 650 bucks.

Monday, May 18, 2009

In the News....
Looks like a lot of reviews are saying the My Bloody Valentine 3D dvd works pretty effectively. I had no idea Thomas Jane was directing a horror flick. I bet this church membership has went significantly up. Fox just released their 2009/10 primetime lineup. And there is no Terminator. I wonder how many of those will be cancelled midstream. I cant blame for on Sarah Connor chronicles, Im a huge fan of the movies and that show was bigtime disappointing. Maybe there is hope for a My Bloody Valentine sequel? I love Gears of War and I love energy drinks so im sure ill be buying some Imulsion. Ive heard the new Eminem album a few times and its pretty terrible. Looks like the cover art is bad also. Warbringer is a cool thrash band and they have just released their newest video.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

In the News
Gotta disagree with Vern's review of S. Darko. I thought the movie was unnecessary but a very well done sequel that captured the essence of the original. The Spurs lost to these jokers? Great move for the Dolphins, shitty move for the Redskins. Another classic horror movie thats going to probably get a shitty remake. In regards to Grand Theft Auto Iv, Microsoft pretty much said "in yo face bitch!" to the Ps3. Looks like Cliffhanger is getting a reboot which I actually dont mind. Check out the latest two film junk podcasts for funny in depth discussions on the new Star Trek movie. Over 4 hours total talking about the movie. Part 1 here. Part 2 here. Wanna see video of the new Punch Out? I thought the first Cold Prey movie was pretty decent and it looks like the sequel may be even better.

Monday, May 11, 2009

In the News...
Not too much cool is happening.
Holy crap are the Rockets even better without stars Yao Ming and Tracy Mcgrady? Please let Silent Hill 2 be more scary than the original. I had no idea FarCry star Til Schweiger is also a Basterd. I'll be satisfied with a pg-13 movie as long as the dvd is R. Heres a good recap on the horror being released tomorrow.


Wednesday, May 06, 2009

In the news....
Just click on hightlighted words for more information.
Hell's to the yea! Fringe has been picked up for another 22 episodes. That show gets better and grows on you with each episode. Has Michael Vick really changed? According to Tony Dungy he has. Looks like im not the only person who loves Call of Duty: World at War. Going back to football is Brett ever going to quit? Rec 2 website is live! Oh yeah more Gears 2 content is coming! Dammit the pig flu is getting more serious down here in Texas. Heres more attacks from the media on Miss California. Liberals and anti Christians do rule the world. Finally hands on the 1 vs 100 upcoming xbla game! I love Ipod touch games but I aint paying 9.99 for a fucking race game. How the fuck did Halo 3 take back the top online spot?

Monday, May 04, 2009

In the news...
Im about to change up the site a bit and have a new segment. In the news... will be my thoughts on media, culture and other shit thats currently happening. I will try to provide links to the original articles when possible. Just click on the words to go there. This will be a regular feature around 2 to 3 times a week. Also for the time being im going to stop the Joke of the Week segment. Ive ran that for 2 1/2 years and im running out of good jokes.

Shouldnt this technically be the best season of 24 ever? Since the writers strike and Keifer's jail sentence the writers had more time to work on the script. But it seems to me this is just like any other season....they peak around the 2/3rds mark and its downhill from there. Staying with tv have you checked out Harpers Island yet? Its a very entertaining slasher tv series thats suppose to run for 13 episodes. They are only 4 episodes in and they have already moved the day of the week once so im worried that it wont make it to season finish. I hate that shit. More T.V. Rating info from Herc is here. For Family Guy fans a second season of Cleveland has been renewed.
Well it looks like Lebron is Mvp. Im just happy the Spurs beat him before he got too good. Arrow just listed his top 5 summer movies. I should have my list up later this week. People have been calling Eli Roth a bastard for a long time now you can see it in print. I know everyone is just dying to know who was nominated for the Mtv Movie awards. For fans of Troll 2 or the documentary about the movie: Best Worst Movie then this interview with the director should interest you. I cant wait till Marvel vs Capcom 2 comes out. It reminds me of the good ol days of the dreamcast. Even though I thought it was just above average you can never have too many reviews of Martyrs. Woo hoo July 14th rec is coming to dvd. Looks like another hottie has been cast for Piranha 3D. After all the news about pirating of the Wolverine movie there has recently been some real pirates that were caught. Will Japan ever embrace the 360? For those who havent checked out QuakeLive for pc yet (its free!), its a blast and they have added new maps. For fans of Dream Theater the new album is available for pre-order.

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Sickness
For those few people who havent seen yet. The 2 sickest videos of all last year. Get your barf bags ready. 2 Girls 1 Cup and the Bme Pain Olympics.
1. http://www.2girls1cup.com/

2. http://www.flurl.com/item/Hatchet_vs_Genitals_u_199612

Friday, August 24, 2007

Happy Birthday To Me!!!
Yep its my Birthday today and Im a little bit older, wiser and broker than last year. After I work all day Im gonna kick back, relax, drink some heiferweizen brew and watch a good movie. (Hopefully!)

Hey honey, I have an idea of a good Birthday present you can give me!
Happy Birthday

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Free ChickFilA Anyone?
Heres the link to the website to get a coupon for a free chicken sandwich and Coke.
http://www.freechickenandcoke.com/

Aint I a nice guy? Heres another free gift picture from me.

Friday, July 06, 2007

YouTube - Hot Dog Eating Contest 2007
Hell yeah, America is once again on top. Doesnt this make you proud to be an American. Joey Chestnut is the new king of sucking down weiners. Check out these hilarious announcers.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Breaking News! UFC purchases Pride Fighting.
According to the news article the leagues will be kept seperate from each other but the rules will be uniformed to the current UFC rules. Their will be 5 minute rounds for Pride now and they weight classes will be now the same for each league. UFC president Dana White did say he hoped to have a "SuperBowl of MMA" events eventually with the top stars of each league.
Cool this sounds bad ass to me. I hope the sport keeps growing and eventually passes the joke of a sport we know as professional boxing. You can read the whole article right here:
http://msn.foxsports.com/boxing/story/6615122

Monday, March 26, 2007

Top 10 Classic Kung Fu Movies
Ive seen about 7 of these movies on this list by Kung Fu Cinema and I agree with most of them. Heres a good list to get started on if you are new to the whole kung fu scene.
http://www.kungfucinema.com/guide/top_10/classic_kung_fu.html

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Weird Facts

Butterflies taste with their feet.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed totake into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
A snail can sleep for three years.
No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH".
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
All polar bears are left handed.
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

Monday, March 19, 2007

Rotten Tomatoes Top 10 Worst Reviewed Movies Ever
Rotten tomatoes if you dont know is a website that takes the aggregate of many reviews that are done nationwide and puts them into a score. I believe they started ranking releases from 2002 to present. Is it surprising that Uwe Boll has 3 entries in the top 100 lowest reviewed movies? Im sure by the time he's done making movies he will have many more entries into this list. I agree with about 75% of the ones they picked but there are some that no way are that bad. Go to www.rottentomatoes.com to see the full list. Heres the top 10 according to them.

10. Half Past Dead- starring Steven Segal and Ja Rule. This was bad, i remember one scene where they blew up an obvious toy helicoptor.
09. The Master of Disguise- starring Dana Carvey. Ive never liked Dana even on SNL.
08. Twisted- starring Sam Jackson, Andy Garcia and Ashley Judd. How many of these type of crappy movies has Ashley done?
07. National Lampoons' Gold Digger- starring Will Freidle. ? who, what, where?
06. SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2- starring Jon Voight, Scott Baio and a bunch of damn babies i assume. This looks bad, very bad.
05. King's Ranson- starring Anthony Anderson, Regina Hall, and Jay Mohr. I thought this was a straight to video title.
04. Pinnocchio- directed and starring Robert Benigni. Just from the trailers i feel embarassed for him.
03. Crossover- starring Wayne Brady. Never heard of this in my life. Cover art is one of the worst so i guess it matches it perfectly.
02. Alone in the Dark- directed by Dr. Uwe Boll. I just knew he had to be here somewhere. To this day Ive still never seen one of his movies. I do know the soundtrack has a kick ass song from "Nightwish" titled "If i had an Angel."
and the #1 turd award goes to:
01. Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever-starring Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu. Dont get me wrong this movie is bad but not #1 bad. Hey the director's name is Kaos so it should get cool points for that right?

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Watch Hostel In Action
If you are interested in finding out whats going on in the Hostel right now go to: http://www.diehostel.de/

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Xbox 360 laptop
Master hacker Ben has finished making a laptop xbox 360 in just about 3 months. What i would give to have one of these. Check here for the finished project.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Hide Your Children!!!
If you're interesting in finding out about sexual pervs in your area, heres a good website that shows addresses, pictures and convictions if available.
www.familywatchdog.us

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